fixed it for you!
We got an email yesterday from a person who identified themselves as a reporter. Not gonna go into those details, as we respect the individual's privacy and would never want to put them on blast-- cancel culture is the worst! However, they did end up writing an article about us so we feel totally free to post something you could easily find on the internet yourselves. There were a couple of typos and a few factual errors, and, as the reporter could not be reached for comment, we took it upon ourselves to do our best to make sure they could find a copy of our edited version by posting it here. Enjoy!